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Want to know some stupid things? are you looking for funny things to say to your friends? Here you go then!

Prominent Peppa Popular children's cartoon character Peppa Pig has been blocked from an online video channel in China after becoming associated with a “gangster” subculture. ... Users have reportedly been using the character in subversive memes, spoof videos or in the context of 'vulgar' or lewd jokes.

“	If you jump in muddy puddles, you must wear your boots! ” — Peppa Pig

7 feet, 1 inch Peppa's height is 7 feet, 1 inch.

Potato is not cool. you are a Avacados. at age 110 mr krabs was murdered by patrick after saying "i may never sell a krabby patty again" thus making patrick mad. peppa pig at age 32 died in her sleep due to poisoning, Food poisoning perhaps. Uncle bob was sent to jail for stealing a donut from your mom. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

Table tennis balls have been known to travel off the paddle at speeds up to 160 km/hr.

Pepsi originally contained pepsin, thus the name.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. (hmmmmmmm)

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.

The original story from "Tales of 1001 Arabian Nights" begins, "Aladdin was a little Chinese boy."

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

Honey is the only natural food that is made without destroying any kind of life. What about milk you say?

A snail can sleep for three years.

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH".

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

Michael Jordan makes more money from NIKE annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

The volume of the earth's moon is the same as the volume of the Pacific Ocean.

Cephalacaudal recapitulation is the reason our extremities develop faster than the rest of us.

A cow has to eat grass to produce milk and grass is living.

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

The "pound" key on your keyboard (#) is called an octotroph.

The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.

The "dot" over the letter "i" is called a tittle.

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Spiral staircases in medieval castles are running clockwise. This is because all knights used to be right-handed. When the intruding army would climb the stairs they would not be able to use their right hand which was holding the sword because of the difficulties of climbing the stairs. Left-handed knights would have had no troubles, except left-handed people could never become knights because it was assumed that they were descendants of the devil.

Ham radio operators got the term "ham" coined from the expression "ham fisted operators," a term used to describe early radio users who sent Morse code (i.e., pounded their fist).

The slogan on New Hampshire license plates is "Live Free or Die." These license plates are manufactured by prisoners in the state prison in Concord.

Chinese Crested dogs can get acne.

Hydrogen gas is the least dense substance in the world, at 0.08988g/cc.

Hydrogen solid is the most dense substance in the world, at 70.6g/cc. (A reader of this page stated that this statement is not true: Aerogel is the densest solid in the world at 1mg/cc.)

Each year there is one ton of cement poured for each man woman and child in the world.

The house fly hums in the middle octave key of F.

The only capital letter in the Roman alphabet with exactly one end point is P.

The giant red star Betelgeuse has a diameter larger than that of the Earth's orbit around the sun.

The longest place name still in use is: Taumatawhakatangihangaoauauotameteat uripukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenua kitanatahu -- a New Zealand hill. (See if your spell check has this word)

Los Angeles's full name is: "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de losAngeles de Poriuncula" and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size, "LA."

Only 1 in 2,000,000,000 will live to be 116 or older.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

According to Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity, it is possible to go slower than light and faster than light, but it is impossible to go the speed of light. Also, there is a particle called tackyon, which is supposed to go faster than light. This means if you fire a tackyon beam, it travels before you fire it.

When you tie a noose, the rope is wrapped twelve times around because it's the same length as a person’s head.

Hummingbirds are the only animals that can fly backwards.

A cat's jaw cannot move sideways.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it)

If you passed gas consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. ( In your next life do you want to be a pig?)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home ..maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates mating by ripping the male's head off.

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed (Who knew...? Who cares!)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

The shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.

All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

Maine is the only state (in USA) whose name is just one syllable.

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula"

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life."

A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

Mr. Rogers was an ordained minister.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.

A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

A 2" X 4" is really 1-1/2" by 3-1/2".

During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur," a small red car can be seen in the distance.

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily (I knew it!).

Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.

There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple, and silver. What about "month?"

The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan." There was never a recorded Wendy before.

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. (Who was the sadist that discovered this??)

Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow film down while shooting so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.

The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA."

The original name for butterfly was flutterby.

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.

Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.

By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.

Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

Sherlock Holmes NEVER said, "Elementary, my dear Watson."

An old law in Bellingham, Washington made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.

The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.

The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from public libraries.\

Heres a bonus: Peppa. I'm Peppa Pig (oinks)

Peppa. And this is my little brother George.

George. (oinks x2)

Peppa. This is Mummy Pig.

Mummy Pig.(oinks loud)

Peppa. And this is Daddy Pig.

Daddy Pig. (oinks very loud)

(everyone laughs)

Peppa. Peppa

New Lyrics Peppa: I'm Peppa Pig (oinks)

Peppa. And this is my little brother George.

George. (oinks x2)

Peppa. This is Mummy Pig.

Mummy Pig: (oinks loud)

Peppa: This is Daddy Pig.

Daddy Pig. (oinks very loud)

Peppa: And this is Much Members Pig Family

Pig Family: (Oinks super loud)

(everyone laughs)

Peppa. Peppa

Lyrics (July 27, 2015-Present) (The theme song of the hip-hop)

Peppa. My name is Peppa Pig.

Peppa. And this is George

George. (oinks x2)

Peppa. And she, that's Mummy Pig.

Mummy Pig. (oinks loudly)

Peppa. And that... hes daddy pig.

Daddy Pig. (oinks loudly)

Peppa. Those are my friends. Suzy, Danny, and Pedro

Suzy Sheep. (non-singer) Peppa is so awesome.

Danny Dog. (non-singer) Yes, she is.

Pedro Pony. (non-singer) She is my girlfriend.

Peppa. Oh, and I also have enemies. They're names are Emily, Lisa, and Brianna.

Emily. (non-singer) Peppa is low class.

Lisa. (non-singer) I agree.

Brianna. (non-singer) Even more.

Peppa. No I'm not. I am Peppa Pig, and this is George, this is Mummy Pig, and this is Daddy Pig. (x4)

Peppa. (oinks x2)

Everyone in Peppatown. (claps rhythmical)

Peppa. (standing next to the 2015 Peppa Pig logo) Peppa Pig.

Peppa. (draws the title of the episode)

Lyrics (2018) Peppa Pig (fanon wiki) Peppa. I'm Peppa Pig (oinks)

Peppa. And this is my little brother George.

George. (oinks x2)

Peppa. This is Mummy Pig.

Mummy Pig.(oinks loud)

Peppa. And this is Daddy Pig.

Daddy Pig. (oinks very loud)

Peppa: These are all my members of my family

Everyone: (oinks mega loud)

(everyone laughs)

Peppa Pig.

Lyrics For All Episodes With "Zahgsoja" In The Title Peppa Pig: I'm Peppa Pig, this is George.

George Pig: *snorts*

Peppa Pig: This is Mummy Pig, and that is Daddy Pig.

Mummy Pig: *snorts*

Daddy Pig: *snorts*

Peppa Pig: These are my friends: Suzy, Danny, Pedro, Tommy Pickles, Lil and Phil DeVille and Chuckie. Oh, and I also have enemies. Their names are Emily, Lisa, Brianna, Candy, Rebecca, Cressida, Tara, Kaylee, Edna, Kitanna, Elizabeth, Ryann, Angelica Pickles and a really mean nudist named Zahgsoja.

[cuts to Peppa standing on the 2015 logo]

Peppa Pig: Peppa-pep-ppp-aah PIG!!!!! *draws the title of the episode with a marker*

Lyrics for All Episodes that have Phil and Lil as a character (alarm clock rings)

(Peppa runs downstairs)

(title card shows with Peppa Pig in it with words saying "Peppa Pig")

Peppa. I'm Peppa Pig.

(scene cuts to George with Mr. Dinosaur)

(title card Shows with George in it with words saying "George")

Peppa. This is George.

(scene cuts to Daddy Pig watching TV)

(title card shows with Daddy Pig in it with words saying "Daddy Pig")

Peppa. This is Daddy Pig.

(scene cuts to Mummy Pig making breakfast)

(title card shows with Mummy Pig in it with words saying "Mummy Pig")

Peppa. That's Mummy Pig.

(Peppa eats her breakfast)

(Peppa goes outside)

(Peppa's gang is shown)

(title card is shown with Suzy in it with words saying "Suzy Sheep")

Peppa. That's my best friend, Suzy Sheep.

(title card is shown with Suzy in it with words saying "Pedro Pony")

Peppa. That's Pedro Pony.

(title card is shown with Danny in it with words saying "Danny Dog")

Peppa. This is Danny.

(scene cuts to Emily, Lisa, Brianna and Zahgsoja)

(title card is shown with Emily in it with words saying "Emily Elephant")

Peppa. That's Emily Elephant.

(title card is shown with Lisa in it with words saying "Lisa Fox")

Peppa. That's Lisa Fox.

(title card is shown with Brianna in it with words saying "Brianna Bear")

Peppa. That's Brianna Bear.

[title card is shown with an animated Zahgsoja in it with words saying "Zahgsoja"]

Peppa: That's Zahgsoja.

(scene cuts to Phil and Lil eating worms)

(title card is shown with Phil and Lil in it with words saying "Phil DeVille" and "Lil DeVille")

Peppa. That's Phil and Lil.

(scene cuts to Tommy playing with his Reptar Doll)

(title card is shown with Tommy In it with words saying "Tommy Pickles")

Peppa. That's Tommy.

(everyone in this theme song but Emily, Lisa, Brianna and Zahgsoja write the title card)

Peppa. Peppa Pig

Lyrics For All Episodes Where Emily Is Homless And Stays At Peppa's House Peppa: I'm Peppa Pig (snorts)

Peppa: And this is my little brother George

George: (snorts x2)

Peppa: With my mummy Pam

Mummy Pig: (snorts)

Peppa: And this is my father Percy Pig

Emily Elephant: (non-singer) Glad i'm not snobby to you anymore but my manor got demolished

Peppa: Live in my house for a while and we'll have wild adventures

Paris "Cocker" Spaniel: (non-singer) Peppa and Emily are so low class and i'm more rich than them

Brianna Bear and Lisa Fox: (singing) Shut up, Peppa and Emily are the best

France "Palatial" Tiger: Look, i'm a toddler I can speak.....in full sentences

Peppa: Also I have friends like Suzy Sheep and Danny Dog but I have other friends like The Rugrats. Also I have some enemies like Angelica Pickles and Paris "Cocker" Spaniel, plus Angela Anaconda.

Tommy Pickles: (non-singer) Your da best

Suzy Sheep: I'm Peppa's best friend and my name is Suzy Sheep! Hey ho! Welcome to Peppa's show and here are other friends of Peppa.

Danny Dog: Hello I'm Peppa's second boyfriend besides my best friend who's my wingman!

Pedro Pony: Hello i'm Pedro and welcome to Peppa's show and here are some of The Rugrats

Phil: Hello i'm Phil, not of the future, i'm Phil of the present. Hey ho! Welcome to Peppa's........show!

Lil: Hello i'm Lil one of the Rugrats one of Peppa's friends.

Chuckie: Hello i'm Chuckie, not the possessed doll, the Rugrat and welcome to Peppa's show!

Tommy: And i'm Tommy da best and i'm da leader of the Rugrats

(Emily, France, and Peppa write the title card)

[Changes to Peppa on the 2015 Peppa Pig logo]

Peppa: Peppa Pig (snorts)

Lyrics in Peppa Pig and the Pop Queens Peppa: Yo! Get yo asses into Papyrus High! I was the average pig until I joined Papyrus High The school of stars

Avril Lavigne: Don't pretend you think you know we're damn precious! And hell yeah, we're the motherfucking Pop Queens!

Suzy Sheep (talking): AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AVRIL IS SCARY!

Peppa (talking): Shut the fuck up, you bitch!

(singing) My Little Pony...My Little Pony...

Pinkie Pie: My name is Pinkie Pie! Hello!

P-E-P-P-A is the fucking best!

Peppa (rapping): Madame Gazelle was a bitch She threw me out and onto the soccer pitch She took our bracelets

Suzy (singing) I broke up with my boyfriend because he was a [turns the radio on] [sings simantenously with Britney Spears] WOMAN-WOMANIZER!

Peppa: Shake it!

Nicki Minaj (while shaking her massive plastic butt): By the way, what he say? He can tell I ain't missin' no meals Come through and chuck him in my automobile

Peppa (speaking): Let's make this normal. I'm Peppa Pig.

This is my BFF Suzy Sheep. And these are the Pop Queens.

Avril Lavigne! Punk! Nicki Minaj! Big ass! Katy Perry! Loves to eat!

Lyrics for Peppa's Rich Series Peppa: It's me, Peppa! I always earn some money to buy something!

Robert: And I love Peppppa!

Peppa: Usually I lived in my dad and mom's house, but I now moved out of this house!

[Lyrics is not finished yet!]

Lyrics For The 2018 Reboot Peppa: Im's A Peppa Pig

Peppa: This Is Sweet Little Sidekick Brother George!

Peppa: This Is My Mommy whos Play On The Computer Mummy Pig!

Peppa: And Finally This is My Daddy who Had Glasses Daddy Pig!

Peppa: And This Pedro, Suzy, Zoey, Zacky, My Villans Angela, Pippa Pork, Lord Fries, Candy Human, Brianna Bear, Freddy, Chica, Bonnie And Burst! And Finally This is my Crossover Friends Tommy, Chukie, Phil And Lil!,

Everyone Launghs And Say And In The Top Of The Logo* Everyone: PEPPA PIG!!! (All Snorts/Laungh/Woof/Buuf/Naa)

LittleFluff's episodes (Peppa Pig falls down the sky)

(Peppa hits the floor)

(Peppa does a blink)

(Random 8-bit pop music plays)

Peppa: I'm- Peppa- Pig- (snorts)

(Peppa zooms and moves randomly, with his name appearing on the header)

(Peppa moves away, then the header dissapears)

(George walks in)

George: Din-e-saw-! (roars 6#)

(George zooms and moves randomly, with his name appearing on the header)

(George moves away, then the header dissapears)

(Nature cat zooms into the screen, screaming "Taddy ho!")

(He breaks the screen and slides)

(His logo stamps into the screen)

(His logo dissapears)

Tommy Pickles: We are the Rugrats!

(Tommy shows the rest of the babies)

(The rugrats logo stamps on screen)

(The Pickles dissapear, and the logo fades out)

(The grass moves 10#)

(All of the characters of the LittleFluff universe appear in the other grass)

Everybody: (snorts/Taddy-ho's/Noot Noot's/meows/barks/screeches/say Hi!/meeh's/quacks)

(The logo flies out with Peppa Pig on it)

(Peppa stamps the episode title on the screen, then the episode starts)

LittleFluff 02's episodes (execpt for Peppo Pud) (Peppa Pig falls down the stairs)

Peppa: Tah-daa!

(crazy rock music plays)

(Mr. Bull and Madame Gazelle bounce on the walls for 5 seconds, showing their front view)

George: Dine-saw!

(Mr. Dinosaur turns into a huge plastic dinosaur)

George: Big dine-saw!

(cuts scene to Peppa and Danny vomiting rainbows for 3 seconds)

Girge: Who want Piggymon to be cancelled. I do. I hate Piggymon. We are not on Super Piggy Bros.

(cuts scene to a dance club, with George, Pippa, Tommy Pickles, Angela Anaconda and Maya Pig dancing for 8 seconds)

(music stops)

(logo bounces to the screen)

(Peppa bounces to the logo)

Peppa: PEPPA PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG!!!!

(Peppa draws the episode title with a crayon)

Everyone: (episode name)

Narrator: Made on Peppa Fanon Wiki.

(episode starts)