User:Wesleytheg/sandbox

// name of bible: Auboism is a meme religion created on Discord .

background: Discord users Saint Anon and Saint Murky experienced the resurrection of Discord user Aubo. The story goes that Aubo was shot in the head 3 times then resurrected 3 seconds later, thus inspiring the religion of Auboism.

// Saint Mike the Cautious, informed the saints that using the same icons and names might break server rules. // Kale, the purification goddess, who can't stop touching herself // esculades lincolns gps //

// arch angel farmer

// patron saint of the mute silent lemon // one day he will be looked upon and sing the praise of the heavens

// sasha obama the first follower

//blocksforbrains the god of laughter, temple (building of huge dick and balls) of memes "if you have to fuck anybody, go fuck yourself"

Beliefs:

Discord user Mr.Ares had cataracts and didn't see the prophet Aubo which made him a non believer, thus followers of Auboism view him as the enemy of Auboism.

Aubuists support open borders so long as every immigrant followers auboism.

the 10 commandments:

1st commandment - no safe words 2nd commandment - a well regulation militia, being necessary for the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed 3rd commandment - do not use the lord's name in vein 4th commandment - Do not encourage, praise, or threaten violence against individuals or groups of people, or tell others to kill themselves, in any context. 5th commandment - Do not post porn, gore, or other NSFW content. Do not sexualize minors or support pedophilia in any way. Do not post the personal information or manifestos of mass shooters. 6th commandment - must respond "yeet" to every question 7th commandment - blesseth are they who are persecuted for inceldom for theirs is the kingdom of heaven 8th commandment - are we trying to create a new Scientology! 9th commandment - the right to smoke marijuana shall not be infringed 10th commandment - black lives matter

revelations:

dear FBI, these are the terms of our surrender, let the virgins go peacefully