User:Wesorees goat

Hi I'm Wesoree's pet goat. I eat vandalism off of Wesoree's talk page. I proudly enjoy getting fed talk page vandalism, such as eating off of Wesoree's talk page. Don't talk to me, I only respond with baah. I do not edit Wikipedia since I am a goat, and if I edited Wesoree's user page, it would be me saying baah, so why.

My role
I am a vandalism eating goat, which means that I eat vandalism off Wikipedia. Wikipedia pages are made of paper, which tastes good. Often I help Wesoree with reverting vandalism by munching the vandalism off, before posting the paper that was not vandalized. The spray paint and the ink actually tastes like tree bark, which is why I will eat off of it.



Responding to talk page messages
I do not respond to talk page messages, since my role is to eat the vandalism off of talk pages. I am probably smart to be able to not press the button on Wesoree's user page, the same thing with my talk page.