User:Westcat1

Kachani (/'Ka-Chan-Eee'/)

To perpetually fail at something with zero fear of consequence. To delve deeply into problems that you are unqualified to handle. To make undocumented or approved changes into live environments repeatedly. To consistently break things while making changes and "fixes" without a firm grasp of impact or dependency requirements.

Kachani speak, to attempt to explain yourself using non english (or human) sounds, generally followed by looks of extreme puzzlement. These usually carry on for numerous iterations until the audience is exhausted into submission.

Kachanify (/'Ka-Chan-Eee-fy'/) To put the kachani methodology into practice.

Kachanified (/'Ka-Chan-Eee-Fyed'/) The result of an epic failure, generally caused by applying Kachani methodology.

Kachanification (/'Ka-Chan-Eee-Fi-K-Shun'/) The result of being kachanified.

Kachaniitis (/'Ka-Chan-Eee-Eye-Tis'/) The act of being infected with kachanification (hopefully for only one block of code)