User:What was the glider's apgcode?/joke dos command list

a humorous and very wrong explanation of dos i made last month:

at = half of an at-at goto = basic loop? del = wasnt this a spanish word? cd = not the same as dvd echo = echo...echo...echo! rd = research & development i guess dir = typo for die type = not the same as a teletype help = where shampoo md = wasnt this the file extension of the readme? tree = a type of plant deltree = cut down the tree, im a lumberjack ren = renold? graftabl = wrong, its "graph" ver = "to see" in spanish doskey = uhh format = go back to the beginning if = what condition? diskpart = cut drive color = monochrome too boring ls = wrong terminal, dude

some "improved" definitions (because popular requests on the local rpg club):

md = MarkDown tree = BOTANY LMFAO edit = that one button left of "view history" copy = no, not "copy.sh", just "copy", like, you know, ctrl+c xcopy = copy letter x