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USC Legion Baseball Team

This team is loaded with the top talent in the junior class of Upper St. Clair High school. We got Scott "Sssssssss" McMurty, Ryan "Pig Pen, inspirational leader, I got picked off first base" Dixon, Brian "B-mac, smac attack, baby smac, bambi" Mcelhinny, Kyle "I broke my leg sliding" Strotz, Roberto "Huuuumberrrt, Maria Rodriguez Martinez Garcia" Capriotti, Dylan "BULLLLLLLDDOOOOG" Disantis, Jared "I need to guard the macaroni" Englert, Ben "Luke Sky" Walker, Todd "drops more bombs than the U.S. Air Force" Gleim, Michael "scapegoat" Swiatek, Brian "robbed so many homeruns he's wanted in 34 states" Gaudio, Tyler "T-bone" Podobnik, Andrew "I'm not really on the team" Casson, Mike "I forgot to come to practice and now I'm getting my head shaved" Mesinere, Jordan "I do yoga with Jared's dad" Albert, Pat "this film's rated PG" Gannon, and Tim "T-JO" Joseph. As of now, this incredibly stacked team is 4-1 and is preparing to go to the BEAST OF THE EAST.