User:White Knight Of The Oval Table/sandbox

MARFCOM

An internet forum dedicated to firearms and shenanigans.

Genisys
A user banned from the forum AR15.com created the forum M4AR15.com as a rivalry to AR15.com

Soon other banned members congregated to this "banned member" forum.

Banned users from AKfiles.com also joined Marfcom

Marfcom has also been called
 * The "DanTSX Hitler cock playground".(A gif in which a large penis protudes thru a Hitler picture and a woman begins to perform oral sex on it). Also referred to as an HBBC.


 * The "Land Of Misfit Toys"


 * "T.O.S./ The other site" because Arfcom c.o.c.

The site came under fire from Arfcommers (members of AR15.com) for some raunchy sexual posts. These members objected to this content because they didn't want to have to explain these sexual things to their children as they sat and watched beheading videos together.

The Before Time
As more users came more admins were anointed and the forum was coming to life.

Sub forums were added as interests grew

Lane Day

 * 1.)On December 30 2015 user "Lane Pipe" enacted a coup d'etat and removed the admin status of the other admins.


 * 2.) tier1bro was made equal powered admin by lane pipe, ala two kings one cup.


 * 3.) tier1bro ham strung his best friend lane, t1b had been toying with him since the beginning. this was the epic "long con".


 * 4.) it was tier1bro who restored Quicksilver's admin powers saving marfcom, but only to troll lane and dantsx at the same time.


 * 5.) dug later showed up. he still had both hands, but we all knew it wouldn't be long.

End Of Days
A new user "FBOT" joined and at first was a productive member of the site. Things went south and he was able to convince the owner to give him control of the site.

almost all of the original users were banned and he ran the forum into the ground.

Marfcom 1.5
A staging area an a free forum to contact users and plan an new host.

It was crude and the UI was less than great, but it served it's purpose.

Marfcom 2.0
User "Moe Jontana" purchased a domain with help from other users.

This new Marfcom 2.0 was known as M4RF.com. Nearly all the original active users joined.

http://www.m4rf.com

Memorable Forum Topics

 * Gas vs Diesel


 * Turbocharger vs Supercharger


 * The pug.


 * Ford Raptors.


 * polar pops.


 * roller grill snacks.


 * skidders.(that means Skid Loader for people who don't molest children)


 * bbw. hey!


 * tommy bahama.


 * crocs.


 * :dodgy:


 * Wood

Forum meet and shoot
Many of the original users met face to face in a secret location. A great time was had and the oldest member brought Viagra to the meet with almost all dudes. This was odd since the only two women there were either married or engaged.

User "Sidewinder" orchestrated the meet. Only one building was burned down all week.

Some Meetup shenanigans include,


 * Sidewinder's homemade flamethrower.
 * Tactical drills with a dildar
 * 50BMG rifle shooting
 * Def's homeade Biscuits and Gravy
 * Jarmal's cheap wine
 * Chalk board graffiti
 * Jarmal and SNAFU (allegedly) got shitfaced and mag dumped .45's into a tree line that probably had nothing behind it
 * Anything or person shot behind the tree line was definitely not from Jarmal
 * World Rally Championship in the cornfield with a WRX
 * The WRX lost front trim pannels from the bumper in the field
 * Jarmal and Hijo Jr. found the trim pannels taking the old road back to the cabin
 * Snafu loaded the wrong ammunition in his rifle, and it jammed. SNAFU pushed a cleaning rod down the barrel and hammered on it, bending the rod and getting it stuck in the barrel as everyone laughed. SNAFU was wearing a gopro the whole time.
 * Jarmal and SNAFU again began arguing over which gun was better, the AR or AK. They ended up fighting and probably don't remember it.
 * Over 3,000 rounds were shot into that hillside that day

From Ashes
The M4AR15.com domain came up for auction and was sniped from one member of Marfcom 2.0 by another.

And Raptor Jesus said this was gay AF

Admin powers that had once been granted, were just as quickly taken away. Ahhh, the circle of life.

BFP
The BFP is short for Bolt Face Penis and was adopted as the M4AR15.com logo.

The image of an AR15 bolt face was modified so a penis and scrotum we're formed in place of the ejector.

User "NoShit" is the logo creator.

HBBCentipede
Consecutive posts of the HBBC gif forming a vertical line or "Centipede"

The Gaper
An image of an overweight woman on her hands and knees spreading her vagina.

Started by user "LibertyLovinLady". She often paints faces and memes to suit the occasion it is posted.

Some include,


 * The Braveheart
 * Barsh's Ban Hammer
 * The Sunshine Cavern

Notable users
Current Users
 * RabidMonkeyPox
 * BrandonSLC
 * JewJewChinks
 * TrashcanMan
 * Sidewinder
 * SNAFU
 * Hijo_de_Chiva
 * Fisher_cat
 * Leon82
 * Moe_Jontana
 * Jamf
 * Tier1bro
 * Def
 * ARBarsh
 * Jarmal
 * Nicolas Gerzinski
 * LibertyLovinLady
 * Pain
 * 19Delta
 * TierOnePug
 * RomperStomper88
 * RollerGrillSnacks
 * Leon82

In memory


 * Nationwide, taken from us too soon


 * Potato, departed us on an expedition into the Chicago sewer system with Niel. Details remain sketchy at best.


 * Def, Last seen with user "Sidewinder". He disappeared after the forum meetup. his whereabouts are currently unknown.


 * Man_Darino, we don't know where he went, possibly a gloryhole session gone wrong. We may never know.


 * Bone_33, no one knows the exact details of his Free Masonry, nor do we know much of his muscle wife's "gym boyfriends," but he left an indelible mark on the history of the forum. Never again will we take the simple things for granted; such as junk mail, Dodge Neons, and overly scoped rifles. RIP buddy.

Hostility to Marfcom
Over the years there have been several users from other forums who attempt to troll or shut down Marfcom.

Also, users on MARFCOM have been banned for simply being a member of both forums.

LayawayGate
User "FBOT" posted how he had a rifle on layaway. A very generous user on MARFCOM sent FBOT money to complete the purchase.

FBOT became unstable and at some point it was agreed that he would repay the money by donating it to a woman's shelter.

As far as we know it was never done