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The Gorilla INCIDENT
The Thomas Lavery and Briony 'incident' occured during a party, late 2007. The 'incident' left a scar upon Briony, and satisfaction upon Thomas' face. Thomas has nver been able to live down this 'incident', due to tyhe high number of witnesses who witnessed the 'incident'. This is Thomas' first sex scandel. It all began with a bottle of sparkling white wine, with Briony happily enjoying the social situation. Thomas, on teh other, never drinks, and is sober, except for drinking what the body puts out. As eyewitnmess Tom Johnson said, " I didn't see him drink a mouthful of alcohol all night. He was trying to watch his weight, so wasnt interested ion teh booze, instead he found something else" Later on that night, these two were found alone in a dark, musky romm, filled with opium smoke and the scent of love. As Thomas emerged with satisfied smile upon his face, Briony wiping her mouth with her monograme hancky. and hastidly going for a glass of water.

Some experts say that this mating ritual of the gorilla is seen very often in the deep jungle of steve's mum's armpits.

To cut a long story short lets just say there was ape sausage for dinner ape sausage for and dessert with a side of CREAM!!!!

Events that happened on that night may not have really happened