User:WhittleMario/Disambiguation (Disambiguation) (Disambiguation)

Welcome to the place where I write comedy.

This is a talk page, so feel free to respond to my incoherent babbling.

(this is me trying to be inviting I have no clue what I'm doing)

How to Blow Up Children (Without Feeling Guilty or Actually Blowing Up Children)
I'm the new subtitles for the LBJ Daisy Girl Ad!

Let me look at how good this looks on all the webpa–

UUUUUUUUGHHHHH

I have to update all the webpages...

I'm especially proud of the nuclear countdown. ...That's gonna be a reason why I'm never becoming president. WhittleMario (talk) (disambiguate) 05:00, 7 March 2018 (UTC)

Social Skills
So I was thinking that if I just put all my feelings down here, then everybody would hate me and I'd probably get murdered in my sleep.

But I now realize that's ridiculous. There's no way I'm so popular that everybody would read what I write!

Honestly, I have social anxiety and Asperger's disorder in real life, so I was hoping that writing comedy on a Wikipedia talk page would help me be able to talk to people more. WhittleMario (talk) (disambiguate) 05:00, 7 March 2018 (UTC)