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David ‘Davey Gravy Wamboo’ White

Born on Thursday July 23rd 1987, David ‘Davey Gravy Wamboo’ White is the son of one male parent and one female parent. He has three brothers and a step-sister and was brought up in Newcastle upon Tyne, the greatest city in the world!

At the age of 1, David began crawling and later learned to walk and talk although to this day he has never mastered the complex arts of riding a bike, driving a car or flying an aeroplane.

David attended Moor Edge First School where he was Year 2 Chess Champion, before moving on to Killingworth Middle School, George Stephenson High School and Tynemouth College.

David dreams of being a Magpie Ranger, only living for sex and danger and it is widely believed that he would follow the toon wherever they go. However, allegations that David has the name ‘Steve Bruce’ tattooed on his cock are unfounded.