User:WhoIsRasmus

1867 is known as the "looks like a tiny bear day". the wombats attaced pearl harbor and then the moon but the moon got angry and spelled kitten so loud that the wombats had to flee. in 1869 the wombats tried to take over the world once agin but this time they wore panda custumes and they concored everything. yes now the whole world belonged to the wombats and they called theyre empire wombosalours. the pandas was communists and nazist and called theyre political views snuff. in 1902 the wombats had created a moose baooka filled with jelly that could destroy the moon so they could have revenge. in 1903 they fired the canon and that day was called bloody womday. the wombats liked jelly extremely much but they had fired all jelly of the world into the moon so now they couldnt have any. the wombats found out that there was jelly inside humans and they started harvesting humans. in 1912 they had killed nearly all humans and they now anounced they had found a new way to produce jelly his day was called onzogwormbatzilatziluu.