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Sharif the Mythical Legend

Sharif "The Mythical Man"

The Origin of the Arabic legend is still to this day unknown. There is a heated debate on the origins of the legend; there are those who believe the legend has origins in Lebanon, while other scholars state Cyprus and Canada.

The legend states that this super-like-man, Sharif the Mythical Man, is the only man known to be able to "lift as much as hip=hop weighs", "cause who else could lift an entire genre of music?". It is also known that Sharif can row small planes and motor boats and that Sharif is an evolutionary step above all humans. Scales are no longer spoken in terms of one to ten, but instead "from a scale of one to Sharif", and the closest anyone has gotten has been 3.5. In 2006 Pluto was no longer considered a planet because it was too small for Sharif to squat.

The legend foretold that Sharif the Mythical Man, in addition to his supper human strength, developed super human vision on November 11, 2009. It stated that after this day, Sharif will have super-man vision and even be able to see into the future.

Sharif's prophecy continues stating that he will cause the predicted end of the world in 2012. Sharif the Mythical Man will knock the world off balance due to the fact that it will no longer be able to support the exponential growth of his head. This will begin the onset of total world destruction.