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THE FABULOUS SWING PLUMBERS

Although classically toilet trained the band has performed in continent on several occasions. Prague, Paris and London have not had the pleasure of the Bands performance and have expressly asked not to.

This did not deter the Gideon Bible Society of West Dennington from booking the Band for their annual clam bake. Little was heard of the performance but several people were apparently found later, wandering naked and proclaiming they had seen God.

Frank “Thimbles” Flynn, the Bands percussionist and rubber nose expert, steers the group with a daft sense of rhythm learned from a childhood reared on a chicken farm.

So soaked in fowl, he can still pull one from his person at will.

This does not deter Styx “Wacker” Waycott, the bands human metronome.

Unfortunately the little knobs come off and Steve is still fighting charges of illegal rhythm and poor dress sense in several states.

The Band would not be what it was yesterday if it wasn’t for “Relf the Bone”.

What this man doesn’t know about wind is not worth knowing.

Conscripted into the Salvation Army at an early age he was discharged with an honourable mention for unicycling.

Dr “Kerosene” Bass, Taxidermist by trade, can stuff anything up.

Clinically established Bass playing Savant, he is much sought after as a flautist and

has had the operation.

Taking the Bass melody to new places, he is often asked to take it away again.

Born with 11 fingers, Pete “Fordicus” Erectus - the piano man, actually knows about music.

Several members of the Band often say they enjoy listening to his music and he sometimes tells them about notes and stuff.

No Band would be complete, and they’re not, because they don’t have Doc Davo AllBran out front banging away and making up the words he’s forgotten.

Rather bad at medicine, Dave’s made a career in music and has frightened many a child in the front row with his jugular and hilarious style.

Look out folks; you’re in for a threat, when you hear the Fabulous Swing Plumbers