User:WhoppeeSA

WhoppeeSA is the internet name of a 12 yearold mastermind. Whenever he doing deals he goes by Galena, a mineral that he is quite fond of. No living person other than him and his best friend, whom he calls the Code Master, knows his true name. The Italian Mafia have been trying to find his identity, but so far nothing has been discovered. As a 12 year old, he is an avid video game player and you can probably find him in some games' high scores. He is much smarter than your average 8th grader, and he should be in 6th grade. He is the Co-Vice President of the Ninja Club. He has many traits that humans do not have. Some of these are: He is a genie whose primary form is a ninja in purple robes. He came to life 10,124 years ago on the fourth moon of Mars (although scientists argue that the 3rd and 4th moons of Mars are not big enough to be moons because they are each a mere quarter mile in diameter). He is very small for his age because the people of Mars are each about a foot tall. Upon entrance in the Earth's atmosphere, foreign chemicals mixed with his biological formation made him stretch out and grow. He was sent into exile from Mars for creating huge weapon of mass destruction. Nobody really knows what it quite was. He drops hints on the internet that it was some type of device that could somehow (and this is not proven) generate small black holes. Scientists from the Pentagon are trying to find and catch WhoppeeSA in order to get his technology. It is said that whatever it needs cannot be found on Earth and he says humans do not have the weapons to get past the defenses of the Xysen Super Vorm, whatever that is. It sounds as if the alien race on Mars has a defense system, and WhoppeeSA's weapon was being designed to break through the defense system, or Xysen Super Vorm. Some people say that SA stands for Secret Agent, some say it means essay, for he has won numerous essay contests. Still others think it means Sonata Arctica, or Stick Assassin. There is no definite answer. "Whoppee", however, is pretty agreeable on. When he first landed in South America, animals made whooping noises, and he learned there language. Then when he first came to human civilization, he spoke only in whoops. So the natives of Chile called him "Whoopee" or "One that whoops". When he came to Mexico he had trouble pronouncing his "oo"'s, an dit turned into Whoppee.