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WhyNotRhyme
WhyNotRhyme is an American rapper and entrepreneur, from Hopkinsville, Kentucky. WhyNotRhyme, sometimes referred to as WNR, has released many mixtapes and albums over his illustrious career. He is known for his lightning-fast flows and near-perfect annunciation, which both help support his punchlines and bars. He is commonly classified as a mix between Cloud Rap and old-school Boom Bap. He is currently signed to Cringe Kidz records.

Early Life
WhyNotRhyme, whose true legal name is not known, was born in Hopkinsville, Kentucky on February 24, 2004. He grew up listening to many different artists that influenced his later career, such as Lil B, Lil Peep, and AC/DC. He went to school at University Heights Academy. He started producing and publishing music in late 2017, at the young age of 13. His first social platform that he used to create his music was Instagram His first works primarily consisted of short snippets without background beats. As his fanbase grew, primarily through word of mouth, he was signed by up-and-coming manager Eston Glover to his newly-founded Cringe Kidz record label. This partnership was short-lived, however, as Glover soon went into bankruptcy and shut down the label. After this, WNR continued to produce these a cappella snippets through his Instagram account. As an attempt to gain better traction and spend more time practicing his craft, he dropped out. He then produced his first mixtape, Get Rich or Stop Tryin', in September, 2018. This mixtape brought him considerably more fans than he previously had. He would continue developing different musical projects throughout 2018, and early 2019. He gained thousands of followers in 2019, through the release of his first album, Jim Diddle and the Fiddly Dips. Jim Diddle was met with overwhelming praise by music critics and fans alike. After the financial success of this album made their way to WhyNotRhyme's ever-growing bank account, he began to buy local businesses. His first business venture was buying a local Chick-Fil-A. This proved successful for the young artist, as he began to rack up more funds for his budding career. He sold the chain a few months later at a high price. He would continue to work on his next album. His single, "I Am Going To Invade Mongolia Whenever I Please", would amass large amounts of views upon its debut. However, he would receive a six-week jail sentence for federal embezzlement in the spring of 2019, but he would get out 2 weeks early due to good behavior.

Short Musical Prime
WhyNotRhyme would receive massive underground attention with the release of his wildly successful "Eat That Wonton Soup- The Chronicles of Nutball" in July 2019. This tape would garner attention by reviewers such as BluffCritic. He would continue releasing sequels in an attempt to cash in on the success of "Eat That Wonton Soup". However, tragedy would strike. WhyNotRhyme would announce his retirement in January 2020, much to the surprise of his fanbase. He stated that the mental strain being put on him was simply too much to handle. He promises to be more involved in Hip-Hop culture in his retirement.

Personal Life
WhyNotRhyme is currently a bachelor, but has been married in the past. He has up to 17 children attached to his name, but none have been biologically connected. He is an avid fan of croquet, and frequently plays in his free time with his many friends. WhyNotRhyme owns 74 pets in total, 47 of them being exotic, specially-bred panda bears. He was born with a rare human condition called Nutte Sac dysplasia, in which he has three testicles. He has been arrested on multiple occasions, for charges including Federal Embezzlement, Arson, Money Laundering, and Vehicular manslaughter. WhyNotRhyme is also outspoken in the political realm, voicing his avid support of 2016 presidential candidate Jeb Bush.