User:Whywhywhy987654321/Solamas

solamas is a cellabration of solas birth the tenth of may. solamas is an international holiday which is celabrated in every country with the traditional giving of presents to do with peoples names and the traditional burning of the solamas tree. during this day everyone has to watch a twilight marathon and worship robert patinson. these traditions were created when the dinos were around and the early humans predicted that one day a real sola would be born and she would save mankind from running out of choclate. this day is a continued celabration of solas amazing work and contribution to society today. she is the reason we still have choc and will have it for the rest of our lives. on solamas no one is allowed to breathe above water otherwise the solice will kidnapp you and tickle you until they give you all of their chocolate. you can only eat chocolate but not cheap chocolate every one goes out to solamas chocolate shopps and buy gold leaf solamas chocolates.