User:WickhamBHavens

Wickham Brandy Havens was born some time during the late 1960's. When they say God broke the mold on this one, they aren't kidding. He broke the mold that broke the mold. The whereabouts of his birth is still up for debate. Some say Long Island where, if not for his family, the island would never have been civilized. Others say Southern California, where legendary tales of bodybuilding, skateboarding, womanizing, bar room brawling, copious drug use, coin collecting, street racing and solving seemingly impossible mathematical equations without a calculator often surface. Many of these things even happened simultaneously. For example, after a methamphetamine/marijuana/coke/moonshine binge, Wickham hopped into his 1967 Shelby GT Mustang and took to the back roads. In the meantime he found a roll of extremely rare Buffalo nickels in his cup holder, while recieving road dome from Racquel Welch, and expanding on Einstein's theory of relativity in the back of his head. He went on to win the race and as a prize he got to keep his opponent's (Richard Petty's) car. This car was nothing of a prize to Wickham, so as a gesture of disgust he flipped the car on its roof with his left hand as he skateboarded on by. Later on that night Wickham ran into Muhammed Ali in a local bar and proceeded to punch his lights out. It should be noted that Wickham was 12 at the time.