User:WikiWestopher

This fine young fellow, was born to two nomadic hobos in the north Norwegian peninsula. Upon birth they left him in a nearby highway ditch. Taken in by field mice and raised by them till the age of three when his field mice parents were brutally murder on a vacation in the southern hemisphere. The Murderers were a pack of wolves which took they young boy in and taught him how to defend for himself until that of the age of 10. Then tragedy happen his new family was killed by a hunter. He then being a preteen boy left his family of dead wolves on the side of the road. He climbed a 6 foot mountain to prove his manliness to himself. At the top of the summit on the mountain he built his home from trash of a nearby junkyard. He lived in his garbage hut for 4 years before it collapsed on him in his sleep. He suffered a mild concussion and was dragged out of the filth fallen home by wild fox pups. They trained him to become sly and resourceful. At the age of 18 he left them and now is on his worldly travels under the name of Wesley although its not his real name. His real name is so hard to pronounce that it often cause a spontaneous combustion in a person brain when they hear it, spraying blood for a 6 foot radius killing the victim instantaneously.

WikiWestopher (talk) 23:43, 27 April 2008 (UTC)