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Personal Info that's not so personal anymore
Birthday: July 6 (This date may vary depending on which form of calendar [a recording of periodical sets of time and its future repetitions] is utilised to find it)

Gender: Male (One X chromosome and one Y Chromosome found within each and every cell belonging, or once belonging, to a mass referred to as a body by other masses of cells that understand a plethora of various sounds and visible shape-like markings, determines the sexuality of the creator of this article and section)

Species: Homo sapiens (But what if I'm not, being instead something completely different?)

Weight: Will change when my body absorbs a concoction of assorted carbohydrates, fats, proteins, vitamins, and minerals collectively known as "food", or expels them through unnecessary athletic movements known as "exercise" or through sphincters and various glands found throughout the different areas of the body

Age: Will change when my next birthday (a term obtained by counting the number of times a planet almost 13,000 kilometres in diameter completes a rotation around the star that it orbits from an arbitrary point, since the conception of the humanoid organism who typed these collection of symbols [symbols which were developed and finalized thousands of years ago by certain peoples located around a peninsula known in the modern-day as "Italy" {Who improved on previous symbols which in turn were based on more symbols, and on it goes}, and first put together into specific patterns and sets by the inhabitants of an archipelago of rainy masses of land collectively known as "the United Kingdom" by people of the same language in our modern age, only hundreds of years ago.] called 'words', and inputed into electrified chips of purified silicon as 'data' that is processed into more data, deciphered by more electrified silicon chips and outputted through an insulated wire onto a flattish rectangular structure containing millions of lit red, green, and blue coloured light-emitting diodes, whose light is received by biological photo-receptors which sends data to be processed by a collection of cells called neurons that altogether make up a wet, pinkish mass located in the cranial region of the body, collectively known as the brain. This organ utilizes the ability to understand the symbols that the peoples of Italy two millennia before created, and is used for that purpose.) occurs.

Where I live: (This segment is supposedly meant for maniacal psychopath stalkers that want to find a person's address and then murder their unsuspecting victims that have revealed their locations of existence and being to the world. Poor victims. Good thing the justice system puts "maniacal psychopath stalker killers" where they're supposed to be: a place called JAIL. Hooray! [For some reason, I'm too lazy to label up a city/area and a country as my residence, yet I can write an entire blurb dedicated to the issue of stalkers and where society puts them. >sigh< ]) I currently reside at least within a 10 kilometre radius from the point that years ago, I was brought into existence through a proc. . . er, let's not get too deep with the details. It'll be better for everyone that way. Well, almost everyone (If you are into that kind of thing, which if you are, is weird and creepy and I'd rather get away from if I had knowledge about your 'interest' and you were within a short distance from me.)

Birthplace: ^ See above. ^ (Caret sign, caret sign)

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