User:Wikimace/World War Kye

World War Kye
World War Kye is a war that took place between the world, and kye and kye's cat. It began February 18, 1987 and ended July 17, 2010.

== Battles == World War Kye has two main battles. The battle of Shkwaakenbaak and the battle of Meowsinton. In Shkwaakenbaak Kye wiped out most of Earth's forces. Then the transformers came and he destroyed them with his cat and it's lazer firing from the front of his fighter jet he stole from the Canadians. In Meowsinton Kye and his cat battled 4 liberal cowboys, 2 Russian doll makers and a very small clone of Shaq. His spinning hop dance killed them all but then his cat mistaked an atomic bomb for meow mix. Kye is now in prison for 12 to 18 months.