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Facts your parents have kept away from you!

 * 1) It has been scientifically proven that beans can be made into a substance that increases permanent muscle build! Beans are naturally grown in trees and are the seeds of chickens. When you mix beans with ice cream, tequila, ice cubes, and DHMO, it makes refried beans. If you mix refried beans with raw chicken and raw eggs, it makes bean powder. Bean powder is what gives you muscle build. Make this at home, it is (probably) safe! And enjoy your ripped biceps for life, there is no need to continue this process because it gives you muscles for a lifetime! Possible side effects: Cancer, Lung Disease, Cold, Overgrown Nails, Sudden Bald Spots, Fecal Matter Deposit, and Sudden Blood Release in Mouth
 * 2) Corn is poisonous for your organs! Scientists have proven that corn is very poisonous for your organs. Scientists reason that corn is yellow, and a lot of bad things are yellow like urine, caution signs, lightning, fire, stained teeth, and light bulbs. It is also very, very strange looking because it has no seeds and all these squishy yellow pellets connected to this thing called a cob. What even is a cob? Also, corn is a product of watermelon fecal matter, which isn't the best-looking. Many people have died from eating corn like Albert Einstein, Brittany Spears, John Legend, Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, and half The Beatles band. Don't eat corn or it could poison you to death just like these celebrities.
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