User:Wikiyeetia

This account is Wikiyeetia. All facts posted are 100% true, despite what people may think. Boom, facts list begins now:

-China doesn't exist, it is just a social construct that the rest of the leaders of the world want us to believe in.

-The Illuminati is controlling everyone through the one true method of communication, memes.

-The proper way to play a drumkit is by sticking your head through the bass drum and making the drum noises with your mouth.

-Apple secretly sells their dysfunctional products on sites like Ebay, just to get rid of them and have no responsibility for the bad product.

-Macbeth is a gay love story disguised as a tragedy. Macbeth is killing his ex-lovers under the influence of the Witches (his guilty conscience as everyone was very homophobic back then), and he starts with Duncan. He had a gay love affair with Duncan recently, which is why Duncan promoted him to being the Thane of Glamis and Cawdor. Macbeth is thankful for the title, but is guilty about his affair with Duncan, so he murders him. When he tells his wife, Lady Macbeth, about what the Witches told him through a letter, in all productions of the time, they cut out the part where Macbeth writes about his secret affair with Duncan, but it is very clearly there in the original script. Sidenote: Lady Macbeth and Macbeth are each others beards-they married each other so the public won't know they are both experience same-sex attraction.