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Spuzzum Woolly Beavers
The Spuzzum Woolly Beavers are a fantasy football team in the Manatee Football League. The team is owned and managed by Derek Jung.

Team Background
The Spuzzum Woolly Beavers are based in Spuzzum, British Columbia. The team nickname comes from a local mythological creature, the Woolly Beaver, which supposedly lived during prehistoric times in the Interior region of what is now British Columbia. The creature closely resembled the modern-day beaver, although it was much larger than the modern beaver, as it was approximately 15 feet in length and weighed about 450 pounds. The most distinguishing feature of the Woolly Beaver was a pair of long, curved tusks, similar to those of a woolly mammoth.

Extinction
There are many stories telling of the extinction of the Wooly Beavers. They include:
 * They were driven from the North by a band or bar-roving Nuns. The beavers became fans of Jimmy Buffet and now run a surfboard rental stand deep in the Bahamas.