User:Wild Woompacha

The Wild Woompacha is a mythological being, despite him being relatively [wealthy], is known to survive by being a professional hobo in New York city. He lives out of a plastic lined bullet/sound-proof [cardboard] box and earns roughly $100 a day, partially thanks to his not needing to [sleep], but mainly due to his massive musical talent, charm, and good looks. Many have been reported to have seen him in the downtown district where the cash flow and amount of people is greatest. If you venture to that general area, you will undoubtably be drawn to his mezmerizing music as he will be playing his French Horn for his adoring public. This was his only source of income, until quite recently, when he purchasesd a Marimba and increased his "wage" to a hefty $115-$125 range. You can rarely go by his popsicle stand without seeing, or possibly even joining, a party right on the streets.

His Hobo Rags have been appraised at around $25,000-$35,000, and is rumored to have obtained a rare gold plated hobo-bowlers-hat.

See also, Woompacha