User:Wileeoo/sandbox

My Name is Wilie Murphy. The times are tough so I have decided to sell myself on ebay. I tried to sell myself in the the 2 euro store but they told me i was overpriced and told me to wait for the 1 euro store. If you pay in sterling you get a good deal cos if pay 1 pound for me you get 300 pounds in return.

My Girlfriend Shes a very good looking girl who LOVES to play, take long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, fishing trips and cozy winter nights by the fire. She loves to be taken out in the jeep. A candlelight dinner will have her eating out of your hand. She will be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gives her. Rub her the right way and watch her respond. Disturb her at the wrong time and she can be a right old bitch. The only thing i dont like about her is when i bring her out there is a lot of fellas trying to touch her and she loves the attention.

Religious Beliefs

The 10 commandments of Wilie Murphy

(1) Drink is your Lord, your God

(2) You shall have not other God before me (no mineral or water)

(3) You shall make drunkards your idol

(4) Honour your father and mother by buying them a drink

(5) You shall not murder a pint by spilling it (lick it up)

(6) You should not steal another mans drink (confess your sins)

(7) You shall not commit adultery by going to AA

(8) You shall not give false beer to your neighbour (nothing under 4%)

(9) Thou shall drink as much as possible. Thou shall be so fucking scuttered that you have blurry vision by the last commandment.

(10) ….ugg..agg…ummm Yuor bdoy is yoru tmelpe.