User:Wilhelm Screamer

Willkommen zu Wiki The Encyclopedia Hell "Close one page, open two more." -Wilhelm Screamer

What Wikipedia Should Be
Good_articles

What Wikipedia Is
-A place for people to come "together" and bicker about who's edits are better.

-A place for people to have constant and endless edit/revert wars.

-A place for people to have mindless and endless discussions on talk pages (see Talk:Israel). Seriously, go there and scroll through it without stopping to read and try not to laugh. If you can do it without laughing, then you're a mindless drone. Wikipedia has too many words. Look at all that shit! It's insane! Clean that shit up. Clean all these discussion pages up. And clean up all the misinformation on what seems like every single article page. Every page has at least something wrong on it. So how is this an encyclopedia then? What good is wrong information? I'd correct what I could, but, see above.

What Wikipedia Is Not
-A place for people to reach a consensus.

-A place where people know how to write an unbiased article.

Quotations

 * "You like me! You really like me!" &mdash; Sally Field, 57th Academy Awards


 * "Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted." &mdash; Hesketh Pearson, Common Misquotations (1934)

Select Contributions
Randy Hahn ~ San Jose Sharks ~ Whiplash ~ Steve McQueen ~ Talk:Aqua Teen Hunger Force ~ When in Rome And a ton of others I haven't added since I gave up on Wikipedia.