User:Wilko.89/Edward chester

Edward Chester is a valued member of Edward Pryor Marking Technology, and works in the Part Marking Department.

it is known that Edward Chester is in fact one of the greatest Part markers in history.

not much is known about Edward Chester, but here are some things we do know:

•Edward Chester is 2.0.

•Edward Chester was the original Marine in the First Doom Game.

•Edward Chester is so technical, when he likes a lady he uses Force 9.

•Edward Chester is so technical, he brain is actually SkyNet, Waiting for the right time to strike.

•Edward Chester is so Technical that he speaks in Dolby 5.1.

•Edward Chester is so technical that the film Short Circuit is a film on his life story.

•Edward Chester can fix any problem on a MarkMate using only a toothpick and his teeth.

•Edward Chester wears a sovereign ring that’s got a unicorn with a hard on... id have a hard on if i was privileged enough to be on Edward Chester's ring.

•Edward Chester speaks 200 languages, his native tongue being Binery.

•Edward Chester once told me if you search for Google in Google, you will in fact break the internet!

•Edward Chester was crippled as a youngster very much like the sorts of Stephen Hawking. However Edward Chester built a bionic suit that helps his movements to be faster than a rabid squirel.

•Edward Chester's Knowledge is so vast that google uses www.edwardchester.com for its information.

•Edward Chester's only source of nutrition is Data Chips.

•Edward Chester has so much Knowledge of computers that he is the Architect in the film 'The Matrix'.

•Edward Chester is in fact the soul reason BetaMax was wiped out by the VHS videotape; when he was younger he got his fingers caught in the BetaMax's mechanisms.

•Edward Chester Sees his surroundings in 1080i HD picture

•Edward Chester is said to of created the Hubble Telescope in nursery, using only 4 Crayola Wax crayons, only one was sharp.

•Edward Chester’s sideburns contain the essence of the internet.