User:WillGuzinski

Will Guzinski is possibly the greatest athlete to ever walk the face of the earth. He stands an average 5'10'' but can still land a 360 windmill dunk. He was drafted by the Detroit Tigers in the third round coming out of pre-school but greatfully declined. The Detroit Red Wings drafted him in the first round the following year and he had never even played hockey. He decided to go to Chesaning High School where he is currently a senior and will attend Shimer College which has an enrollment of 81 people to start the football team. He will play every single position. There he will fail everything and dropout to live in his parents basement forever. Some people, especially Brandon Keys consider him the GOAT.