User:WillMcC/Theme Park Review Hoodie

Theme Park Review is a website on the Internet. They are famous for their love of theme parks, food, pounding it and most importantly hoodies. Is has beome known over time that the hoodies that Theme Park Review sells have some magical powers, although no official scientific tests have been made to report this claim.

It has been said that the hoodies, when worn, will transport the wearer to any theme park on the planet. It can not be predicted as to which park the wearer will next visit. One may put the hoodie on and appear at Six Flags Magic Mountain. Upon taking it off and putting it back on, one may then appear in Bon Bon Land. If one leaves the hoodie on for more than 24 hours, he/she will become physically drained due to the amound of energy and excitement that has been drained