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Pantalonianism
The great prophet William Sturgeon, accompanied by fellow prophet Maximilian Rauchberg and auxiliary junior monk Alex Petmecky, received divine inspiration from a certain set of pants (which have now, of course, been unfortunately lost). Since that joyous day, while many so-called Christians reach out to God, millions around the world have been reaching into their pants for happiness and fulfillment.