User:William McLane

Sir William McLane of Burgundy , (William Charles Edward John Joseph Mark Christopher Abdullah Martin Anthony Jacob John Jeffery John Louis McLane; born 29 February 1977), KG, is the single greatest man in history.

McLane claims his favourite pastimes include kicking ass and chewing bubble gum. Despite the shortage of bubble gum throughout both World Wars, McLane still says he had a great time.

Trivia

 * Despite the surname McLane, he is not actually African-American.
 * He is the only man to have punched Stalin in the jaw for being a dirty red.