User:William de wall

Hello. My name, as you may have guessed, is William deWall. I was scottish born and raised. But, on my fifth birthday, the incredible happened. I was kidnapped by the one and only Saint Nick. He tied me up in a bag made of wool, and carried me away. Why he did this I haven't a clue, but he did. He took me to his lair, which is on the South Pole,(no matter how much people say it's on the North Pole.)Once we were there, I realized the truth about Good Ole St. Nick. He loves kids. But not exactly in a good way, HINT HINT. He threw me in a cell and told me to stay until I was called upon. But ofcourse I didn't. I took a toothpick that I found on the ground and dug a hole right out of that forsaken cell. It's amazing what adrenaline can do to you, it only took 10 min. for me to escape. Once I got out, I decided to explore. I wandered through many halls and doors, and finally found this. A computer. I decided to type a message to anyone who could possibly send help. I probably don't have much time left to get away from here. St. Nick will probably notice me missing in an hour or two. So, if you could, train some 5 yr. olds to fight. Then let them get kidnapped, and then they can sacrifice there pathetic lives for my wonderful, happy life.

P.S. When I said pathetic, I meant adorable.