User:Willymagee

The Western Fox (Occidentali Vulpes, Latin)

An animal of Western civilization origin. All knowledge gained through the prism of FOX news outlets. White in color, with a long, thick red streak, head to tail. Feeds on white doves and raccoons. When challenged in any way, turns honey badger fierce. Will defend way of life, or perceived way of life, to the death. Cannot survive beyond North American borders. Specifically, America. They cannot survive in ANY other country beyond what would be considered a "vacation." Any fox, in any other geographical location, is an enemy.