User:WindFish/Pirates Versus Ninjas

There has long been a debate over which is greater, the pirate, or the ninja. Such questions commonly asked include, "which would win in a fight?" "which is 'cooler'?" "who has more fun?" "who has better fighting style?" "who has more style in general?" "who has better weapons?" "who gets more money?" and "who has a better social life?".

=Arguments in favor of pirates=
 * Pirates have more fun.
 * Pirates have guns.
 * Pirates swashbuckle.
 * Pirates get drunk on rum and grog.
 * Pirates sail the seven seas.
 * Pirates get loot.
 * Pirates get booty all the time.
 * Pirates have parrots.
 * Pirates have a better mode of transportation (ships).
 * Pirates have a life (they don't spend every second, of every minute, of every hour, of every day, training.)
 * Pirates actaully have friends, unlike ninjas all on their own.

=Arguments in favor of ninjas=
 * Ninjas can make themselves invisible.
 * Ninjas have cooler outfits.
 * Ninjas have better swords.
 * Ninjas throw weapons.
 * Ninjas can jump extremely far, almost like flying.
 * Ninjas are more loyal.
 * Ninjas are trained to kill.
 * Ninjas have stun-bombs.