User:Winnie1217

The following page is not to make fun of anything i just wrote this at 2 am and im tired its just for entertainme

the denver is a weird but interesting creature that is mostly found in the western parts of dorval

The scientific name for this creature is CRABOPHENESIS

HABITAT

The Denver is found in Dorval, the Atlantic ocean.

FOOD

The Denver mostly eats big macs, Kraft dinner, And other fat ass foods

Hobbies

The denver has many hobbies. He has so many hobbies(sarcasm) that i can't name them all so ill talk about hes favorite ones. The Denver loves playing video games like Halo, Left for dead. It also loves watching movies like Hairless, Goldilocks and the three crabs, Deadliest cath. His favorite hobby is scratching his bush that is why hes a black belt in ball scratchfu

SPECIES the Denver is currently a endangered species. The reason for this is because theirs only one known in existence.

MATING

tHE dENVER HAS A VERY INTERESTING WAY OF mATING THE FIRST THING HE DOES IS Capture his mate and consumes it in his bush and humps it until his mate dies of severe bush injuries.

Stalking

The most popular way of stalking his prey is by taking pictures of the girl from 100 feet away when their getting undressed.

THE CRABS

The interesting thing abouth The Denver is that hes got his own species of animals in his bush. He calls them his little friends we call them crabs the way the crabs ended up in his bush is by a way of not cleaning youre bush for two months. they get created from different types of bacteria that form a living organism. Which are called crabs.

PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION

The Denver is a very ugly creature its face has these weird dots on it and looks like lumps of dirt. The Dewnver is very short and stubby its body releases these horrible smelling toxins which scares iots prey. The Denver also has a huge bush at least 20 metres thick which makes his penis invisible to the human eye. The Denver also keeps his crabs their. He feeds them human feces and human blood.

Life Span

The Denver doesnt have that long of a life span. The average Denver lives up to the age of 31. The reason for this is because the denver is soo lazy that when his colligues where cleaning he was sitting on his ass.

Enemies

The enimies of the Denver are The Jack The Brandon The Alex The Jeremy And all the woman.

JOBS

Pretty much the only job denver would be best at is Alaskan crab fishing But as i said before the Denver is a really lazy species. Sooo the only other job i can think of is a couch potatoe.

You can find The DENVER on the following website Facebook.com/Denver Golemic The Denver Is a really smart (SARCASM) The denver gOES TO LINDSAY PLACE HIGH SCHOOL The Denver is part of of the schools literaccy class which is for really smart kids

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR READING THIS AS I SAID BEFORE ITS NOT FOR MAKING FUN OF ANYONE JUST FOR ENTERTAINMENT