User:Winstead78/history of Michael Byrd

This is the history of the legend known as Michael Byrd. Michael was born on March 6, 1871 in Hoboken, New Jersey. Actually, Michael was found in a small trash can amongst coffee grounds and stale bread. At this time, Michael had a mustache much like the one he has now...haggard. Those who found him left him in the trash can, and he eventually grew out of the trash can and moved into a dumpster in New York City. It has been rumored that Michael is the inspiration for the Sesame Street character Oscar the Grouch, although this has not been confirmed. Michael currently lives in a large dumpster behind his house in Mount Carmel, Tennessee. He lives with his Siberian husky, Mika, who was actually spawned from left-over cheese on Taco Bell wrappers that cover the floor of his dumpster home. He has alias such as Dirty Byrd, Fat Byrd, Haggard Byrd, Mega Haggard and simply Haggard. He is to be feared for his terrible stink, but otherwise he is a calm enough fellow. And he works at a hotel.