User:WiseLeader

MARILYNISM
Marilynism is a cult that has grown throughout the years now holding more than 267 million followers. Marilynism is based on the idea that Marilyn Manson our wise and powerful leader is actually jesus' second coming. The Cult was founded by a 16 year old boy in florida the name is withheld for security porpuses. To get into the Cult it is said that some things are needed to be done, One go to a Marilyn Manson concert at least twice, Two accept Manson as your lord and savior, and Three add his myspace and vampire freaks account [if you have neither then make an account at mansonusa.com]. Manson's 10 commandments are as follows;

One: THOU SHALL LISTEN TO MY MUSIC Two: THOU MUST LIKE VAGINAS [Read "exceptions for homosexuality"] Three: THOU SHALL LOVE THY NEIGHBOR Four: AN EYE FOR AN EYE... Five: THOU SHALL APPRECIATE ART Six: THOU MUST NOT LIE Seven: THOU MUST NOT BE AN IGNORANT, SELF CENTERED A-HOLE Eight: THOU MUST NOT DO DRUGS -WINK- Nine: THOU SHALL NOT START FALSE RUMORS ABOUT ME Ten: THOU MUST NOT SAY I AM EMO

Exceptions for Homosexuality
No, we are not like the Catholic Church we will not oppress you for your sexuality. Although in Manson's eyes homosexuality is frowned upon he accepts all as his sons and daughters. The reason why it is frowned upon in his eyes is because vagina is simply too good to be rejected that way.