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The Clay Mix.
The Clay mix is an alcoholic beverage where the percentage of alcohol to mixer is at a much more inflated level when in comparison to a normal “cocktail”. For example if one was to use Scotch Whiskey and cola added together in a 300ml glass. It would contain a minimum of 150mls of Scotch. Clay mix’s are know to be one of the most lethal forms of beverage to consume. They are only drank by a few men as to most people they would be extremely toxic.

Origin:
The actual origin of the Clay Mix isn’t widely known. But they are belived to be the love child of a Polish American and a Polish Australian’s need for a deeper form of inebriation.

The continuing story:
Once the Clay Mix had established itself in the circle of alcoholic friends the Polaks kept it was soon apparent that it was not a drink so easily taken on. Many fell victim to the dreaded Clay Mix hangover and where never heard from for at least a week later. Currently only a few souls are left that have the fortitude and the courage to continue consuming Clay mix’s. Although they themselves are no longer really 100% human anymore.