User:Wisejared

Introduction
The Sam Baz Duncan(emmanual homo errectis bazis) is a rare type of person with a phenomenal inability to handle any degree of sporting pressure. Sams' are generally found with other species at the local bar, placing up to five $2 bets in any given outing. Born in 1982 Baz started his sporting career playing rugby and then cricket. Sam is a very outgoing person and his favorite sport is stadium bowls on a tuesday night through the winter.

A letter
I had envisaged a good day today. Things were looking quite positive as I prepared to conduct my inspection of the Fire Sprinkler System @ Christ's Collage. As per usual I conducted the testing of the system as per our standard routine. All went well and the water supply was adequate and the particular valves I tested all signalled and operated correctly. Things were looking great. However things took a turn for the worst. I was requested in this particular inspection to inspect the strainer which catches stick's and stones before they get stuck in the sprinkler system. I did this by turning the water supply off at the street, draining the pressure using a valve which was right next to the strainer, then checked the cage in the strainer was clean. I put the strainer back together to get it ready to be re-pressurized. This is when things went horribly wrong. I left accidentely left the valve open that i used to drain the system. So ofcourse when i went to turn the water supply back on the street, I had an open valve in the basement of Christ's College. So as i walked back to the basement from the street, I heard all this water being blasted around. I immediately knew what id done so i ran down to the basement. I opened the door and the basement was flooded. The water was up to my shins. I quickly ran to shut the valve off and got absolutely soaked in the process. unfortunately it doesnt stop there. I managed to soak the fire alarm panel and the fire brigage was called out and 4 fire trucks showed up. They decided they needed an extra tuck which is called the "salvage" unit, which is designed to help minimize damage to building caused by water. The fire brigage charges $1000 per fire appliance(truck) that attends a site for a false call out. So here i am with about 20 - 25 other firemen, maintenace men, and other associated people, trying to minimize the damage, all of which was caused by me! All of the fire alarm equipment was ruined which will probly come in at 1 - 2 thousand dollars. Hope you guys are having a better day than I am!!! Love Sam