User:Wizardwaffels

Wizard Waffle is high wizard of the small country of Goff. Four time winner of the Mr. Goff contest he boasts that his name should be Mr. Goff. Infact during the day he uses teleportation to travel to Kinnelon and teach us history to eight graders under the name Mr. Goff. This wizard is now happily married to the omnipotent witch queen of Goff. His "employer" J.P. Hynes (rescently promoted to king of all Goffdom) boasts this "waffle is a good man when he actually teaches instad of staring at the female students. I also hope his marraige goes well." His immedate superior Viki Nads, a vampire, believes this, "...he cant teach to save his life but damn can that guy draw stick figures." The nation of Goff recently celebrated its 2 year anniversary. He is also a very bad baseball coach!