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Description The Sabre Tooth Panda is a bear like animal which lives in South East Asia. The Sabre Tooth Panda originated from Pandas and migrated in search of food. Sabre Tooth Pandas now live in small groups of 5-15 for hunting and protective purposes. They have a distinct black and brown jagged coat, for camouflage purposes. Evolution Seven million years ago, in the year 2012, a bacterial disease called bamboozled tore through all bamboo crops in central China. The plant rotted and after two months there was no bamboo left in the world. In order to survive, the Giant Panda had to migrate south. A once proud race of obese, vegetarians is now the most feared animal on Earth. The Giant Panda had to return to its primitive, carnivorous, hunter instincts. Due to exceptionally larger prey, Pandas learnt to work together. Over time, Sabre Tooth Panda developed these traits: •	Sabre teeth. •	Hard snout. •	More powerful legs and longer, retractable claws for gripping onto prey. •	Leaner physique. •	A longer tail for balance when running at high speeds. •	Harder paw structure for running on soft dirt of South East Asia. •	Enhanced sense of smell for hunting in the jungle. •	Shorter fur due to hotter climate. •	Brown Environment Many of the adaptions above are environmentally unfriendly due to the fact the Sabre Tooth Pandas tear it up like Aiden’s carpet. The Sabre Tooth Panda lives in South East Asia, in countries such as Cambodia, Thailand, Laos and Myanmar. Only a few groups have ever been sighted as far south as Malaysia. They are more suited to a hot, tropical environment. Food Source Elephant Tapir Rhino Clouded Leopard Sabre Tooth Pandas now thrive off of meat, and only treat themselves to plants on special occasions, such as birthdays or anniversaries. Their main source of food comes from the animals listed above. Unfortunately for baby Sabre Tooth Pandas, a specific bacterium is needed in order to be able to digest meat. This bacterium comes from their mothers faeces. They literally eat shit. Social Sabre Tooth Pandas live in groups ranging from 5-15 members. These usually include a few male or female hunters, elderly and children. Much alike other animals, the leader of the pack is based on age and physical capability. It has been noted that most leaders are between the ages of 8 to 15, due to this being the age of peak strength. Sabre Tooth Pandas are normally civil to others in their group as they share a common survival goal. Lifecycle and Reproduction Reproduction: Reproduction in Sabre Tooth Pandas differs to its ancestral roots. Males reach sexual maturity at age 3 and females at age 4. Gestation lasts for between 3-4 months. This short amount of time leads to fairly small children, weighing roughly 100 grams. Children grow by 700 grams to 1 kg per week in muscle and fat, and reach full weight after 100 weeks (age 2). Females weigh 65-75 kg and males weigh 90 – 100 kg. Lifecycle: Sabre Tooth Pandas have a life expectancy of 25 years. A baby Sabre Tooth Panda will feed off of her mother’s milk for the first six months of its life. This milk has a much higher fat and protein content to speed up growth and mental development. After this, the shit eating ceremony is undergone, after which the Panda becomes a full member of the group. They are expected to help hunt, care for young or preach every Sunday at church. At age 20, Sabre Tooth Pandas become physically incapable of hunting

Threats There are three main threats to the Sabre Tooth Panda’s existence. The first, a deadly strand of lice. The second, acid poo, known as death from above. I dare not mention the third. Lice: The form of lice is indirectly deadly. It is a simple process from proud Sabre Tooth Panda to dead meat. 1. Lice infest Sabre Tooth Panda. 2. Chemical reaction with the fur turns it bright pink. 3. Panda becomes socially isolated due to embarrassing colour. 4. Panda’s hair falls out. 5. Chemical penetrates skin and Panda dies. Death from Above: 1. Due to radiation poisoning a species of bird now has acidic waste. 2. Sabre Tooth Pandas are particularly susceptible to falling acid poo. 3. Skin burning, hair loss and cancer. Caleta PowerPoint PowerPlay Manoeuvre: 1. Caleta whips out that laptop, diabetes issue 2012. 2. Death from boredom.

Physical Capabilities and Adaptions Communication: Sabre Tooth Pandas employ a variety of methods to communicate. 1. Due to the many bacteria in the Sabre Tooth Panda’s stomach, high concentrated gas expulsion is created. This is used as a location method, as the Sabre Tooth Pandas have advanced scent abilities. These smells can be picked up from 30 metres away, and are usually used to convey the position of prey. 2. To be decided. Adaptions: Due to global warming, sea levels have risen and weather patterns have become un-predictable. Sabre Tooth Pandas have developed a variety of tools for dealing with this problem. 1. Climbing: Flash floods are a random but common occurrence. To deal with this, Sabre Tooth Pandas have utilised their speed and claws to be able to climb into trees to avoid flash floods. 2. Low oxygen use: the Sabre Tooth Panda is able to go into a state of low oxygen usage. This means that it diminishes its organ functions to a point where one lung full can last for up to five minutes. Useful in drowning prevention.

Another issue with the planet is excessive pollution. Pollution levels rate 1000 on the Malaysian Scale. To combat this, Sabre Tooth Pandas have advanced nose and lung filtration methods. Light pollution can easily be filtered by the thickened hair in the nasal cavity, but a much more complex system is used for heavy pollution. 1. Sabre Tooth Panda inhales air. 2. Air and pollution travels into separate chamber. 3. Oxygen is taken into blood. 4. Pollution is expelled or can be stored and used as a knockout gas.