User:Wompguinea

Wompguinea
Wompguinea is the name used to refer to a being of unlimited awesome.

The real name of Wompguinea has been kept a secret for years by the council of The Awesome Ones because exposure to the name causes the heads of lesser beings to explode.

Wompguinea has been known to take many forms, including baby, infant, child, teen and pirate.

His allegiance to the Pirates in the great Pirate/Ninja war has a good chance of tipping the balance of power well into the Pirates' favour.