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Backronyms
Organization related:
 * APPLE - Arrogance Producing Profit-Losing Entity
 * MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
 * IBM - I Blame Microsoft
 * DEC - Do Expect Cuts
 * CA - Constant Acquisitions
 * ATARI - Are There Any Red Indians
 * TATA - These Are The Answers

Computer operating system related:
 * DOS - Defunct Operating System
 * WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
 * MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
 * OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too

Computing related:
 * CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
 * PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
 * ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
 * SCSI - System Can't See It
 * MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
 * PnP - Plug and Pray
 * COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
 * LISP - Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses

Miscellaneous:
 * AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse