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Jingle Bells parody

The Jingle Bells parody is a song sung by some children during Christmas. It has the same tune as the original song but the lyrics are very different. There are many versions but here is one of them:

Dashing through the snow, On a pair of broken skis Gliding on my knees Crashing into trees The snow is turning red I think I'm almost dead I wake up in a hospital with stitches in my head part 2: oh, 911 oh 911 santa claus is dead Rudlph came to steal a pistol and shot him the head (reapeat part 2)