User:Wq1f/sandbox/Sheeshalations

The Sheeshalations is a doctrine written by Sheesh gamers Ehan "Wq1f" Haque and Rafeed "doomham" Mahmood declaring that followers should strive to achieve a level of morality and open-mindedness that exceeds the average person. It currently consists of 18 ideals.

Background
The Sheeshalations first came to light when Haque and Mahmood determined that the key to winning in games is a form of mentality that aims to raise the morale of one's self and their team if it applies. First used in first-person-shooter Valorant, the two found that the Sheeshalations kept team morale at an all-time high despite their disadvantages, and won much more than they had before. Seeing their success, they began expanding on the list.

Application
The Sheeshalations was first intended to be solely used for Valorant, but on August 11, 2022, the Sheeshalations was revised to be applicable to any game, and in some cases in real life.

The Ideals

 * 1) "A kill is a kill, and an assist is an assist. It does not matter how one gets it."
 * 2) "As long as you are winning, you are chilling."
 * 3) "Get lit on every win. It does not matter how one performed."
 * 4) "Thou who does not perform well on a win is infinitely better than thou who carried their way to a loss."
 * 5) "Thou only lose once on the defeat screen, but lose twice when thou lose thou mental."
 * 6) "Thou must always go for the drip, as you cannot ball while broke."
 * 7) "All elo gain is a W elo gain, no matter how small."
 * 8) "Thou must hype up thy homeboy whom clutched, no matter how scuffed it was."
 * 9) "Thou must drop thy skins to thy homies as prosperity is only truly achieved when shared."
 * 10) "Thou who hard whiffs on thy blindsided enemy and does not get the kill must be clowned as to not repeat their mistakes."
 * 11) "Thou must applaud thy homeboy with a “sheesh” whenever thy homeboy hits a crazy shot, and add amplitude when applicable."
 * 12) "Thou must always commend an attempt to win the round with an “NT”, unless thy homeboy did some monkey shit."
 * 13) "An ace will always receive the highest honor of a screenshot, even in altered conditions such as unrated or spike rush."
 * 14) "Thou must buy thy homeboy unless thy homeboy is an opposition or double negative."
 * 15) "Thou still has potential to frag/get value even when thou K/D is dookie."
 * 16) "Thou homie who promotes is the most important person for 24 hours."
 * 17) "Fake thy hype till thou hype make you."
 * 18) "The best case scenario is the guaranteed scenario."