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= Races = Races are events where multiple race cars race in order to win the race.

All races can race, no matter which race your race is. Even races without a race will on some special occasions be allowed to participate in a race, albeit on very limiting terms. Any race that does not qualify as a race is not eligible to take place under the classification of "race."

No race is ever racial. Though some racial races have happened in the past, most races agree that racial racing is racist, leading to the United Nations to make their supreme global decision to exclude racist races from the Final Race. All countries except Sweden have agreed to this new executive decision. Sweden's refusal of the proposal led to the now famous divide between Pod-racing and Bod-racing.

Pod-Racing
The use of pods for the sake of racing has always been popular in Sweden. The typical procession of a pod-race is as follows: A typical example of a pod-racing pod. Race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race and race until only one race remains.

Bod-Racing
Bod-racing is a more recent branch of racing. It involves attempting to win the bod-race using a bod. Bod-racing is a much more prestigious sport as only the fittest bod can win a bod-race.

Bod racing started in the 1940s, when the following dialogue occurred:"ANAKIN : (Cont'd) Now, this is Bodracing! Whoopee!""INT. FEDERATION BATTLESHIP - BRIDGE""TEY HOW turns to CAPTAIN DOFINE.""TEY HOW : Sir, we're losing power... There is some problem with the main reactor...""DOFINE : Impossible!! I don't...""The bridge explodes."Thus was the inception of the sport known today as bod-racing.