User:Wwwwolf/Funny

Here, I will collect Random Wikipedia Stuff that I found pretty funny, but isn't really worthy of sticking to other specialised humor collections.

Random collection of interesting phrases
Or, a practical illustration on why we need context to survive.


 * "Most scripting languages are oriented at banging out Web pages. This is oriented around interfaces that are highly animated."
 * &mdash; James Gosling on JavaFX  (In the series of "smart people saying embarrassing things". Yeah. Animation. We clearly need more web interfaces with animation. =)


 * Unfortunately, this ultimately looks awkward as dinosaurs often stumble around and contort to wild, impossible positions.
 * &mdash; Jurassic Park: Trespasser

More funny stuff will come later when I find the file I was maintaining once, and remove the BLP'd stuff...