User:Wykypydya

Hello! Welcome! My username is a spoof of the name "Wikipedia" but with all the non-a vowels turned into y's. I think the name is interesting because it imitates the name of the encyclopedia but makes the "ee"-sounding vowels completely uniform. There has been a debate about this username that (fortunately) resulted in keeping the status quo. ((See talk page))

The most common vandalism line on Wikipedia (where vandalism is approved)
Quote: "Can I really edit here? --Jimbo Wales"

Whos is jimbo and why am I allowed to edit even though im not logged in? and i can save it, but can anyone else see it or is it temporarily changed only in my browser. It seems I can edit here as well

Idiotic "reversal" subpages
Introduction: Every page on Wikipedia has a title, content, and an edit history containing edit summaries. This section contains links to subpages that demonstrate the peculiar effects that occur when these are switched around. Warning: if you visit these pages you are pretty much entering the Twilight Zone. --Wykypydya (talk) 17:56, 2 May 2011 (UTC)

Binary substitutions
The following articles are all the permutations of directly and oppositely swapping two and only two (and leaving alone one and only one) of the following three items: article title, article edit summary(ies), article content text. (3 permutations)


 * /This article has its title and content reversed. Therefore, it is difficult to access, read, and edit, as the title becomes the content and the content becomes the title, forcing one to use the content as the page's URI.: Title-reversed stub article
 * /Content-edit-summary-reversed_article: Added link on main userpage to whacked-up article that has its edit summaries and actual content reversed.
 * /Added text describing that this is a self-referential article that has its title and edit summary reversed.: This article has its title and edit summaries in the wrong places.

Triangular substitutions
The following articles are all the permutations of all of the following three items concurrently being shuffled out-of-place, having been indirectly displaced and transposed betwixt each other: article title, article edit summary(ies), article content text. (2 permutations)

/This_article_has_its_content_in_place_of_its_title%2C_its_title_in_place_of_its_edit_summary%2C_and_its_edit_summary_in_place_of_its_text.

/Introduced_article_that_has_title%2C_content%2C_and_edit_summary_shifted_clockwise

Vandalism
Please vandalize me below the following horizontal line. Everything below this line is vandalism and should not be taken seriously -- including the user signatures.

Can I really edit here? --Jimbooooooo Wales
 * Nooooooo sh*t, Sherlooooooock! --Wykypydya 03:59, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Why shooooooould I believe yooooooou? --Jimbooooooo Wales
 * Because I already said it's oooooookay tooooooo vandalize this sectiooooooon ooooooof my user page, yooooooou dimwit! --Wykypydya
 * All right, if yooooooou say sooooooo. Just in case yooooooou didn't knooooooow, vandalizing Wikipedia is my absooooooolute favoooooooritest activity in the whooooooole wide wooooooorld! --Jimbooooooo Wales
 * Get a life, man. --Wykypydya

just a little question, why would wikipedias founder wanna mess with it? 

Once upon a time, there was a little bunny who had no friends, but then he made some friends and everyone was happy. The end.

An olde hare hoare, and an olde hare hoare, is verie goode meate in Lent. But a hare that is hoare, is too much for a score, when it hoars 'ere it be spent! Ha ha... Get it?

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Salad Fingers
Hello. Hello. Today, I've been enjoying the pleasures... of nettles. Oh... what's this queer-looking contraption? You can be called... a... nettle carrier. There you go.

Oh... it seems nettles... have made the milk... drop out... from inside my teat. The nettles make me think happy times. Oh, Bubble Trumps.

Oh, hello! You've picked a rather late hour to be visiting me! Have you got a name? I think... you're called... Milford Cubicle! Why don't you come in? You can have a sit-down and rest those weary legs. I'll give you a hand, if you're feeling rather fatigued, Milford Cubicle. Is that comfortable? I say... would you like a warm glass of milk, Milford Cubicle?

What are you going on about man

Somebody set up us a bomb
All your base are belong to us!--Cybermud (talk) 17:16, 30 September 2010 (UTC)

A lovely bedtime story
Once upon a time, there was a little turtle who had no friends, but then he made some friends and everyone was happy. The end!

Edit Summary
Please read Wikipedia guidelines on courtesy regarding edit summaries. I have recently edited Private company limited by shares and your comment regarding the correction of grammar you made, whilst accurate, could be construed as offensive. Matt Adore 15:22, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
 * Oops... I'll try to avoid this in the future. However, I regret to inform you that you have posted your comment in the vandalism section of my userpage, so technically this comment is vandalism and may be construed as nonsense.  As a courtesy I'll copy this over to my user talk page.  Thanx 4 the comment, though. --Wykypydya 17:46, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

After copying the preceding incorrectly-placed comment to my |talk page, I have taken the liberty to vandalism|vandalize the original one below:

Editing Summarization
Pleasable readingly Wikipedia guides on hostility regarding my edit summarizations. I have long-since editable Private company limited by shares and your comment disregarding the correction of grammar you made, whilst accurate, could be construed as very lovely. Matt Abhor 15:22, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
 * Oops, my bad... I won't try to avoid this in the future and will do it for c/(lightyears) to come. However, I don't regret to inform you that you have posted your comment in the vandalism section of my userpage, so technically this comment is vandalism and I can vandalize it WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE look at me I'm vandalizing this person's comment which is actually my own comment.  As a discourtesy I won't copy this over to my user talk page.  No thanx 4 the comment, though. --Wykypydya 17:46, 29 May 2007 (UTC) --Wykypydya 18:00, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

Random comment from someone
I have copied the following incorrectly-placed comment that was written on my userpage from a non-vandalism section, to here. --Wykypydya (talk) 00:55, 17 July 2009 (UTC)


 * Whos is jimbo and why am I allowed to edit even though im not logged in? and i can save it, but can anyone else see it or is it temporarily changed only in my browser.


 * ( — Preceding unsigned comment added by 143.199.125.10 (talk • contribs) )


 * My answer: Welcome to Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit! You don't have to be logged in to edit Wikipedia, but the only difference is that you will be publicly identified by your Internet Protocol (IP) address... so that we can all see what region you're from and hack you.  Just kidding about the "hacking" part.  ;)  Proper editing and reversal of vandalism gets regularly enforced by the user and admin communities. --Wykypydya (talk) 00:55, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

More stuff
Drug and alcohol. Hello? What's the problem? There's no problem here whatsoever. Whaddoya mean what's the matter ma'am? What are you calling for ma'am, do you have a problem? Ba -- I've never called anybody! You're calling me, I don't know who you are, you don't know who I am, and I don't know who you're supposed to be calling, but you better get the right number. Hello? What's the problem here? What is the problem here, ma'am? WHAT? You -- you're the person calling Drug and Alcohol. You are the person calling Drug and Alcohol -- do you know what number you're dialing? Do YOU know what number you are dialing?? Hello? Excuse me? Well we don't call you either! You call me, I can't call you... You call me every time, and cuss me out, and that's not right! OH, excuse me! I don't know who you're calling then! Bring it on, come on and bring it on baby, bring it on! Hello? Hello? Bring it on, come on, and bring it on! Listen, listen, will you please listen to me?! Excuse me, but you're callin' ME! I don't know if you know what number you're callin', but you're callin' continu'us, you've -- you've called 10 times, 'cause every time it's recorded. Ten times. Uh, it, that's right, I've got a recording here! It's 10 times you called us. Well I don't know who you're callin', you don't know either! Drug and Alcohol. There's no problem on this end, what's your problem? Well there is something the matter! You're callin' and pesterin' everybody! Well, you don't know what you're talkin' about, nobody's calling you, we've never called you, you're calling us!

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Achenar
Bring me... blue pages!

Eh Sirrus? Is that you?

Greed which is ENDLESS!!!

! Oh yes! I'm free!! Ooooh hooo ha ha ha!! Oooh, I feel... ALIVE!! And how do you feel, MY FRIEND? He he he heww!! ... What have we here? Perhaps, the pages, you worked so hard for, HE HEWW! Whoops, eh he he he hew!! ... Ohhhh, yes, OOOHH! ... Sirrus?? Where's my BROTHER?! ...

People who write "an" before a non-silent "h" are wonderful
Once upon a time there was an hillbilly living in an house in an historic district. He was in an happy mood. Okay, that's all I can think of for now, I'll write more when I can think of it.

Can I really edit here? --Jimbo Wales (talk) 03:26, 2 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Jimbo Wales, you nincompoop! You know the answer to this.  Yes!!  Editing is the whole point!  And you just did!  --Wykypydya (talk) 03:28, 2 May 2011 (UTC)
 * CAN I REALLY EDIT HERE?! --Jimbo Wales (talk) 03:28, 2 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Can I really rearrange your face?! How about that you feckless troll!  --Wykypydya (talk) 03:31, 2 May 2011 (UTC)

The Jimbo Wales quotes are just a joke by the way. It's not really Jimbo Wales. Remember, nothing in this section should be taken seriously. But... that means that this statement should not be taken seriously. That's a self-referential paradox! That means that if the Jimbo Wales quotes are a joke, then they're real, but if they're real, then they're a joke. This dilemma can be remedied by the fact that I added the above statement that not even the user signatures in this section should necessarily be taken seriously. And that statement is not negated by the fact that the previous sentence is in a vandalism section, so there you go.

Duncan Construction. Hello? How are you. This is about the fourth call you've made today. This is a business phone, get off of it. I'm not trying to call anybody. You called me. Did yer mamma let you outta yer cage again? You're outta yer mind, buddy, I don't even have a dozer and I don't do dirt werk! Still don't know what you're talking about. Can't you take a hint? I don't wanna talk to ya! Don't quit yer day job, you're not a rocket scientist.

Level 18? Aw, dude, four strength four stam leather belt? AAAUUUUGGHHH!! Huuuuhh, huuuuuuh!

Excuse me, who is this? Get off Vent, or I'll have you bent. Okay, you have just been banned, from the Vent server, I want everybody off NOW, names written down right now, and it's only gonna be given to certain people after this. Pointer! He's bothering me again, I got chills again, write his name down again!

I think that, somebody in one of our rooms is trying to call you dude, but it's not me. And you can't call them back. I don't know what you're talkin' about, man. This is a hotel, you keep calling back the front desk. I don't know who you are!!

Can I really edit here? --Jimbo Wales (talk)
 * Can switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Does the pope wear A FUNNY HAT?  --Wykypydya (talk)

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 * Jimbo, we're going around in circles here. Just do it.  Why even ask?  Do you forget, like, 1 minute after someone tells you you can edit?  --Wykypydya (talk)

Can I really edit here? --Jimbo Wales (talk)
 * Oh, shut up already! --Wykypydya (talk) 20:21, 6 May 2011 (UTC)
 * NO!! Can I really edit here?  Can I?  --Jimbo Wales (talk)

So, I was thinking about editing here and wanted to know if I may do it. --Jimbo Wales (talk)
 * You just rephrased the other question you've been repeating hundreds of times! Don't ask it.  --Wykypydya (talk)

Can I really edit here? --Jimbo Wales (talk) 00:54, 3 June 2011 (UTC)

Can I really edit here? --Jimbo Wales (talk) 07:43, 5 November 2011 (UTC)


 * Jimbo, I need to let you know that you are causing problems for this article page. You have been incessantly asking the same question over and over again in a self-referentially paradoxical manner, and ignoring and even rebuffing the answers that people give you.  I don't understand what the problem is with you.  For starters, why don't you try taking a look at Introduction (emphasis on the part saying "Don't be afraid to edit"), About, Help:Editing, Be bold, and Policies and guidelines?  I think these articles might point you in the right direction.  You need to cool it.  --Wykypydya (talk) 07:10, 7 November 2011 (UTC)
 * NO!! Can I really edit here?  --Jimbo Wales (talk) 07:12, 7 November 2011 (UTC)
 * Y'know, I think that "hopeless" just doesn't really quite say it. --Wykypydya (talk) 07:22, 7 November 2011 (UTC)