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Roldofo Luis Peres Cynthia Kit kat Davidson.

Born December 4 1974 Died (still Alive)

Roldofo (Rolf) was born deep in the South American Rain Forest to a tribal elder and a traveling kazoo salesman. At an early age Rolf had a deep affection and overpowering love for all things Rolf. Everywhere he went he reminded the other tribesmen of just how amazing he was. But soon, he became despondent. In the guttural series of clicks and grunts that his people use as a language was insufficient to properly describe his greatness.