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Elder Syndrome is a disease that appears to add 40 years to one’s age immediately after falling sleep.

Symptoms include the sudden development of wrinkles and gray hair in youngsters, and instant death for those above 40.

The disease erupted in several areas on the East Coast yesterday. Scientists are scrambling to uncover its origins.

There is currently no known cure.

Until the source of the disease is found, all citizens are advised to stay indoors, as the disease may be contagious.